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Old 08-01-2007, 12:25 PM
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Sh*t rolls down hill but when it gets to the water it floats and gets a fresh start on top
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:33 PM
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If a tree f in the woods you'll shure as hell hear it when it smashes your truck
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:36 PM
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:38 PM
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:40 PM
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:49 PM
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If you cant get rid of the skeletons in your closet lite it on fire, just make sure you have good insurance for a new closet
 
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

the correct response to that would be cervasa's porfavor
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 01:03 PM
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I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

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Originally Posted by Whitmore
sometimes its better to remain silent and be thought a fool......than to speak up and remove all dought
Irony at its finest... .
You did that on purpose right?
 
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