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Old 08-06-2007, 01:15 PM
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They put smoke in every electronic component, thats why if the smoke gets out the component is stuffed.
 
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:17 PM
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
 
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:28 PM
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"We are upping our standards... so up yours!"
 
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:32 PM
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:37 PM
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
 
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:40 PM
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Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
 
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My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids, I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.
 
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Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
those signs around me have a picture of Dr. Evil

 
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Old 08-06-2007, 02:42 PM
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
 
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Old 08-28-2007, 09:03 PM
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3 Rules of getting older (Men)

1. Never pass a bathroom
2. Don't waste a hard-on
3. Never trust a Fart
 
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