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Old 08-02-2007, 12:47 PM
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why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways......
 
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:53 PM
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
 
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:39 PM
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/thesaurus
 
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If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
 
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:56 PM
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i always wandered that......
 
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:04 PM
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
 
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Old 08-06-2007, 10:54 AM
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43% of all statistics are worthless
 
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:28 AM
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Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
 
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UFO's are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!
 
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:17 PM
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Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
 


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