Thoughts for the day
 

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

maybe that's where i've been going wrong. i always ask myself "what would chuck norris do?" and then i throw my back out trying to attempt a roundhouse kick.

LMAO...


"You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard".

I was always told a good smile and nod will get you through a tuff spot:sorry: but good BS'n skills will get you out of one:c:

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

be careful of the toes you step on today as they made lead to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

If walls could talk they might tell you your an A$$ hole!!

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

sometimes its better to remain silent and be thought a fool......than to speak up and remove all dought