If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?




If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?




Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

 

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

 

I'm glad that wristwatches have withstood the test of time, because not only would I not enjoy wearing a neckwatch, but it would be nearly impossible to see the time.

 

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

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Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

 

Don窶冲 you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

 

From the thoughts of a window Licker:
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

 

If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?

 

If sh*t happens, why does eveyone act so surprised?

 

If you put stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?

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When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?

 

A cheetah might be fast and an elephant might be strong, but neither of them have any pockets. We can all thank the modern clothing industry for that key advantage.

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Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder, but at the same time "Love is blind." Damn that's confusing...ah well

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Do we really need warnings that the lead in paint will kill you? Keep in mind that these people have already made a conscious decision to CONSUME PAINT