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Old 08-01-2007, 03:29 PM
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:30 PM
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and now pistol pete ducks out to go to bed fellas it is almost one in the morning but one more thing before i go.
why do they call you pistol pete when you carry a machine gun? HA!
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:41 PM
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:46 PM
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The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
LMFAO..... and you can do it at Christmas or Easter and it don't matter!

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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

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When you open a new bag of cotton *****, are you supposed to throw the top one away?

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Why aren't there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 04:06 PM
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because blind dogs are no longer dogs. they're footstools and foot stools don't need to see where they're going.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 04:10 PM
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 04:27 PM
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What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

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Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

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Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:46 PM
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If honesty is the best policy, then by default isn't dishonesty the second best policy?
 
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:43 PM
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
 
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