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Old 08-01-2007, 03:01 PM
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When technology advances enough to shrink cellular phones to the size of an actual cell, it would probably be a good idea to clone a bunch of them, because man, those things are going to be really easy to lose.
 
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an alcoholic is just a drunk that's scared of a hangover.
 
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Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
 
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
 
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
 
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If I ever decide to get into body piercing I think I'll ask them to use one of those big hole punchers. That way I could hang 3-ring binders from my chest and carry around recipes and things.
 
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If you forget to pay for an exorcism, do you get repossessed?
 
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Whoever came up with that "lift with your knees and not with your back" idea is an idiot. Everybody knows that when it comes to lifting, the best way to do it is with your HANDS.
 
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Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
 
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if cows could fly I would damn sure build a carwash
 
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