I hauled 564K 0f feathers from Miami to Los Angeles on a 1/2 mile bumper pull with my Cummins in 11.5 hours

 

good luck pulling 116k at 15 mph.. let alone 80. you would melt the head trying to. and even if u got it rolling, 5 inches of slack would RIP apart your truck/tranny...

 

nuh uh.I pulled Europe closer to America in 2hi in 6th gear without my turbo.couldn't you feel it when i really put the pedal down? the earth reversed rotation.

 

i think i need to get my waders on, it's getting deep!

 

That's nothing,

Last time I went to the ocean I didn't feel like backing all the way down the launch ramp so I used my Dmax to pull the moon a bit closer so the tide would lift the boat farther up on the launch.

 

what happened to the guy with the duramax that claimed the 109k tow for 90 miles?!

 

I think he tucked tail

 

ya well one time my brothers wifes sister pulled a blackhole into the the galaxy and allowed cthulhu in and she did it in here geo metro.

 

He must be out towing 109k another 90 miles, with pictures to prove it this time...

Heaviest I've ever towed I rolled across the scales at 28640-


Indiana to North Carolina.

 

The heaviest I have ever had the chance to be in the truck with was when I was in the second grade and me and my dad hauled about 20-30 4 foot round bales of coastal hay on a 40 foot gooseneck he had me hook up for him for the cattle and horses with his '00 ('90s square body style) Chevy 4wd auto crew cab 1-ton dually with a 454. Only went about 20-30 miles with it though. But then he hauled 2 good sized forklifts from central Texas to Lousiana I believe it was without me in the 3rd or 4th grade in his late 04 LLY 4wd auto crew cab 1-ton Duramax and tipped the scales at about 35-40thousand pounds with his cargo and 40 foot gooseneck trailer. Plus whatever the truck weighed with his big toolbx full of stuff, a small air compressor (about 200 pounds), and a full 100 gallon L-tank of diesel plus his full 35 gallon factory tank. He went through 4 tires and 2 U-joints on that trip.