The latest one. I was sitting in the school parking lot right after school and had my truck idling trying to warm up. Some random girl walks up to me and said "It sounds like your truck is missing." I told her it didn't have spark plugs for it to miss. She asks, "Then how the hell does it start and run?" I just face palmed myself and drove off.

One of the more dumber ones. I was at a GAS pump putting gas in a gas can for my four wheeler. I walk in to prepay, and the cashier goes, "You do know that's a diesel, right?" Me, being a smart ***. I said, "Really? I've been running gas in it for months and it only smokes a little."
He looked at me real funny and I walked away.

 

subscribed for greatness

Sent from my Droid using Tapatalk

 

the one i hear is (do those stacks really work) duh also i noticed the neighbor kids would run out to the curb and watch me drive by, i though man these kids must really like monster trucks, then one day my 5 year old comes home from school and said (dad our truck sounds like a bus!!!) i could only laugh.

 

Ok so out here in Hawaii diesels arent the biggest thing to see someone riding around in and having a lifted cummins with stacks is like driving one of those bug zappers down the street. I've got whats in there a w12 or whats the gas mileage on that thing less than my hemi huh? And those damn rich folk in bmw,benzos,pasta rockets, never think to ask me how fast it is haha

 

him "i didnt know ford sold their trucks with stacks"
me "yep been doin it since 1850 when they first made the diesel"

him "do ur stacks really work"
me "stick ur face up there and find out"

him "how are you going to pass emissions test without a cat on ur truck"
me "what are emissions standards"

him "y do u leave ur truck running when you run into the gas station to get something"
me "bc i can"

---AutoMerged DoublePost---

oh the one that i got today at school
him "i saw u pull in at i noticed some black smoke coming from under ur truck. is that normal"
me "omg it was smoking...it could have caught on fire...what if i had burned up..."

 

Some of the more annoying one's I get as I'm about to get in my truck, "How do you get in it?" Well, if you just hold on a sec, you could watch me.

Same thing with getting out of it...

or the "How many gallons to the mile does that thing get?"

That's all I got for now.

 

Hahahah these are great

 

they ask me why i NEED it lifted so high... I tell them so i can see that short skirt your wearing when i ride by your car...

 

Ya mean shirt? If so even at stock height its easy to see down woman's shirts lmao

 

i've gotten the whole "chip" thing before, "that got a cummings() in it?" "how long does it take ur glow plugs to heat up?" "why is there an extension cord hooked to ur truck? is it electric?"< i almost pissed myself over that one....

standin in the shop one day a guy pointed to a torque converter n said will that turbo fit on my car? he got all red faced n walked out when we all were rollin on the floor.