them... excuse me are you ok?
me... yeah im fine, why?
them... we saw alot of smoke come from your truck when you were getting on the freeway,
we just wanted to make sure you knew your truck was burning up...
me... uh oh really?
them... yeah really!
me... screaming ahhhh fire running around the parking lot like a dumass...
them... giving me a goofy look as they drive away.
me... laugh really hard then go home...

 

Just this morning:
Me "I wonder if my Espar is running" open front door and listen "Yep, sure is. Woo-Hoo!"
Her "Why is your Espar running? It's only -6 (21F)"
Me "Um, in case you don't remember, I drive a diesel"
Her "Ya, but it's only -6, it's not that cold"
Me "I have it, so I'm going to use it. It's better for the engine, I will have heat in the cab immediately, and again, I have it."

 

me (discussing upgrade plans) I plan to add guages, tuner, clutch, injectors, etc
them Is that necessary?
me speechless, thinking, if you have to ask you wouldn't understand.

 

my mom asks me that all the time hahaha
my answer is the same as yours.

 

1st Gen Jake,
Ha, it was my mother that asked me that question, are you my long lost brother?

 

WOW 4k views!!!

 

hahaha yea brothers from another mother.
my mom and dad really just dont get it. they thinks if it runs and drives i should be happy with it. but obvisously i think otherwise

 

i always told my mom that the upgrades iv done to my truck help it get better mileage

 

When my Mom asks why I spend (or plan to spend) so much on a vehicle I always ask her why she spends so much on weed and her bike

 

kid-what exaust system do you have?
me- what exhaust
kid- your truck sounds like a fart can your 4cylinder engine is slow my 6 will beat it
me- ok wanna race
kid-ok
me- punch it and watch his ford ranger fill with smoke