i know this wasnt a question but
Funnest thing that has happend to me was:

had to stop by an ATM (during buisness hours) while i was in town and the ATM is conected to the building in the drive threw

i rolled down the window and took my time doing an inquirey and transfered some money to the checking account. my son said to me "dad i think all these people like your truck" i said what are you talking about?? he said "everyone is looking at you"

boy you should have seen the looks i got from the tellers and others in the drive threw
i guess its not just the fastfood places i got to shut it off!!!

 

In my three year driving experience the most dumbest question asked to me was whether my truck is four door or two door.My Nissan truck was in front of him still he can't guess that whether it's 2-door or 4-door.

 

I've never owned a Diesel truck but my friend bought a 2004 Chevy 2500hd, 6.6 Duramax, 8" lift on 38" mickey Thompson MTZ's, all the power adder goodies and whatnot *Would roll the tires over into 3rd-4th gear Had great fun with sports cars*, after about a week of owning it he told me he wanted to do some basic maintenance on it, and was asking me what to check, what to change, and asked me if he should go ahead and change the spark plugs, or if those could wait...being the Great friend I am, I told him to drive to Autozone and ask them for 4 spark plugs for the 6.6l Duramax Diesel. and he did it...I later received a not so nice call from that friend after he visited Autozone. Gotta love your friends.

 

got asked by neighbor if my smoke stacks where real

 

HAHA I knew the guy that worked at Sonic, and yeah he was a bigtime douche. I always messed with him simply cause how he treated everyone, which was sh@tty. But yeah, I know what yall mean, I'm not that f$@ked up

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@ Autozone
"I need oil filter and oil for 01 Dodge CTD"
-"Two or four wheel drive?"
"Umm, four..."
-"Ok, gas or diesel?"
Mentally, "WTF!"

 

was that at the autozone in the ville?

 

dude- Doesnt adding a tuner reduce the life of an engine to about 50,000 miles?
me-
dude- my buddy had an edge on his 7.3 and it only lasted 40,000 miles after adding the evo
me- i think your buddy is a retard.

 

is that thing a 75? no its 61 hahah

 

Just got off the phone with a local cummins parts dealer...

me-yes sir i need price and availability for an 8.3 cummins turbo exhaust clamp

them-.....ah...mmmm...

me-an hx40 exhaust clamp.

them-is this for one of them cummINGGs motors?

me-yes sir.

them- ah um we dont..... ah....

me-click.

to myself- a$$hat.

 

@rednekroper05
Yup, it was sometime ago but I'll forget it, guy just made me laugh so hard.

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Hot girl- where'd you get your chip? it sounds awesome
Me- I don't have a chip, just 4" exhaust
Her- O, well you need one, i like the way chips sound on these fords
Me- it's not a ford, see it says DODGE on the tailgate
Her- ... Are you sure?