guy: " u got both of them big pipes hooked up?

me: no i have two just for looks, the one does nothing at all!!!

guy: really?

me: yes there both hooked up!!!!!

random kid: yo what would happen if i took a crap in your stacks?

me: well crap in my stacks i'll fricken run u over.. then crap on your face!

 

kid: is that a diesel?
me: no it runs on coal
kid: is that y it smokes so much?
me: idk why dont u stand by the tailpipe and tell me what you think
kid: ok sweet!
me: now don't move so you get the full effect
kid: no problem!
my foot: romps on throttle
kid: all the sudden out of sight
me: haha dumass!!!

 

Does it smoke?!
Is it "chipped"?
I get sick of answering stupid questions! So i usually just go along with what they're saying to make them feel "special".

 

tell one that you installed an L.E.D. inside your stack and have em look at it, did it to a few kids in my buddys cummins that had a single 8"

 

Wow, and some wonder why the diesel community is under attack.

 

back when my brother had his 97 white 12v 5spd we outran a few ppl in town. then they came to the window an looked at his CB mounted infront of the shifter, ( Large CB like the original connex 3300) and goes this things fast points at the CB and says is that how you turn the chip up? my brother grabs the mic. which is mounted overhead and says sure is breaker breaker i need another 100hp comon. best question ive heard in person. IMO

 

ha really? cause this kid is the one thats got the EPA to go after us huh? no matter what we do they will ALWAYS be on our *** regardless of how we do or do not drive, the way we drive only effects the enforcement of the area we live in

 

amen to that. i personally have friends on the local P.D. everytime they ride with me they are yelling BLOW SMOKE every 5 min.

 

most the cops here drive a diesel when they are off... i've personally been smoked out by an OFFICER when he was off duty

 

.. You just can't blow smoke at them while they're on duty chillin drinking a slurpee in the squad car...