[quote=bow2no1;40474]Yes, your last statement.

 

Dodge-Dumb Old Dude Got Even That was on the old man down the roads Cummins truck.

 

Damned Old Dodge Go Everywhere

 

Damn Our Dodges Get Expensive
I'll stray a little
DODGE the father...
RAM the daughter...
or
DODGE the FORD...
RAM the DURAMAX...
now back to the subject
Cheap Hazardous Expensive Vehical Runs On Luck Every Time

 

Dodge Over Duramax Guaranteed Everytime

 

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
Crappy Hot-running Engine Very Rusted Lose Every Time

CHEVY

Can Have Everyone Violently Yakking
CHarged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
Crap Hidden (in) Every Vast Yard

DODGE

Dang Old Dart Gets (it) Easy
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Drift On Down, Garage is Empty
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

FORD

Federation Of Retarded Drivers
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fickle Old Rusty Deathtrap
Fill Oil & Reserviors Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
F****d On Race Day
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
Flying Over Rio DeJaneiro
Ford Owners Root Dogs
Found On Red Dumpster
Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
F**k! Our Ride Died!
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Foot On Road Decelerates
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Frequently On Ritalin Designers
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Found On Russian Dump
Failed On Research & Development
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
F O R DNA
F O Return Denied
Found Outside R D
Fly Over R D
Failing Out R D
F O Rattling D
F O Run Down
Freaking Owner's Realy Dumb
Foreign Organization (of) Reckless Drivers
F***ing Overridden Ratty Dyke
F***ing Old Rusty Dodge
F****d Out of Real Driving
F***ing off-road destroyer
F***er Only Runs Downhill

GMC

Generally Mechanically Challenged
Garage Man's Companion
General Mass of Crap
Generally Mediocre Cars
German Milk Cow
Get More Chicks
God's Mechanical Curse
Got More Cr*p
Got Maintenance Coming
Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
Great malfunctioning crate
Gay Man's Chevrolet

 

The one I hear the most "Duratrash"

 

Well that just took all the fun out of this thread.