If I'm the Champion Over Analyzer of Insignificant Things, I nominate Mudstrokin' as Champion User of Emoticons in Unintended Sexual Nature.


I waited all last night for the girl to log back on to AIM, she never did though...

 

I'll 2nd that!

 

soo being a girl, i've done that before... going over to a guys house knowing what's gonna happen... but she's probably only doing it cause she likes spending time with you and she probably feels that if she does that then maybe you'll like her more.... tell her that you like her .. otherwise, she'll probably think that you're using her.. and then hard feelings are to follow. just a thought

 

So i was friends with this girl all through college. Real pretty chick from turkey the kind america doesn't see very often. And although we're friends, there's this weird kind of chemistry between us. But we never acted on it cause she always had a bf and i always had a gf. Anyways the weekend i break up with my g/f she breaks with her b/f. and we're hanging out in her dorm room, and she keeps saying stuff like "all my friends think i'm cranky when i dont have anyone to eff" and "i'm on this new birth control and i just need to try it out." well needless to say my emotionally conflicted 19 year old self doesn't realize what an opportunity this is and i let that moment slip away. My friends were gracious enough to break it gently to me by saying "Dude you could have been laid!" and, "What were you thinking you idiot" It's probly my fault for not reading the signs but it still hants me today. i hate those little moments in your past where if you would have said or done anything differently you could have had an expireience to remember instead of always wondering what if?

 

Well I dont ever get the random chick giving me compliments. Im more of the type of guy to get to know someone first before I try and do anything. The problem with that is every girl I do this with just gets to the point where we are too good of friends that she doesnt want to screw that up. I hate that. My worst predicament is actually happenin right now. I have talked to this girl all but one day for the past like 5 or so months. I mean she has given me every signal of she wants to go out but then there is every hint of she just wants to be friends. I mean I hate it.
One weekend she came and visited me at school and we were just hangin out. We went and ate at show mes, her choice, and we watched movies all night and just cuddled watchin movies. Great night to me and her. We then go Christmas shoppin the next day another good time. Half way through the week she starts givin me hardcore mixed signals. That Friday a kid we had both just met told me he was talkin to her. God forgive the thoughts that went through my head when he said that. I bout dropped that kid. Im not one to fight but that was my 3rd time I was ever mad enough to think about hittin someone.

I mean everyone that met her at school thinks we should date. Her parents and my parents think we should. I think we should. She is the only reason we dont. Man I hate crappy things. But at least I got a really good friend I can always depend on.

and rant over. Oh and begle I like your stories and know exactly what you mean by over annalyzin. I think everyone does it.

 

Yea, Beagle has the best stories

 

I can almost bet this is true. Being the nice, polite, young gentleman I am, parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc. etc. just fall in love with me. When I was working as a waiter back in high school, no less than one or two times a week did I have one of those family members try to get me with their daughter, granddaughter, niece, etc. And it even worked out well a few times

Hey at least she knew the term carburetor and exhaust, even if she had the meanings mixed up a bit. Just tell her to switch out "carburetor" with "injection pump" and you're good. Heck you can tell the girl liked diesels, so it gives you lots of opportunity to educate in the subject area. Amongst other activities

 

So you get those looks too!!! I get them on a regular basis

 

I had a lady tell me I was welcome to date her daughter when she comes of age(she was 15 at the time.)