I had two good ones today.

I was just walkin around mindin my own in my beat up camo OSU hat covered in oil and i walk by a female and she says "That is a really nice hat. It is really fancy." I didn't think she was playin with a full deck of cards so i high-tailed it outta there.

Then i was at my bank and the teller girl goes "Are you chewin?" "Not right now," i explained to the nice female. and she says "were you?" and i told her yes i was. Then she says "was it copenhagen?" and i said "You darn tootin!"
I wasn't sure if I shoulda been impressed or creeped out but thats my kinda woman!

Anybody else have any strange encounters with these lovely and mysterious creatures? Can't live with em can't live without em!

 

i was talking to a girl one time, and some how she brought up the fact that she likes guys with loud diesel pick ups(and at the time she didn't know what i drove)... well a few days later i go to pick her up to take her on a date, thinking that my straight piped f350 would be a nice little surprise .... well she spent the entire 45 min drive to Odessa bitching about how she couldnt hear herself think!

 

I sure hope you left her in Odessa!

 

I went to the bank the other day and was walking back out to my truck and an older woman, bout 70 - 75 years old approached me and said "That's a nice truck you've got there, and your a handsome young man too" I said

 

Great Grandma needs love'n too. Just think, you could be retired in a few years

 

i'll call grandpa to give it to her

 

retard.... I bet she had a daughter or grand daughter....

 

I won't even get started responding to this thread.

 

hahahahahahah only if we could find a way to have intercourse with diesels

 

Begle, we're always interested in your input on the opposite sex.

So have at er.