Strange Encounters With the Female Kind
#42
06-19-2010, 05:47 PM
So I'm flying back from Omaha today, through Phoenix of all places, wearing my Dr. Seuss shirt with the Cat in the Hat, Grinch and Not-Sam-I-Am on the front.
There's a pretty young latina woman taking the boarding passes at the US Airways gate as I board the plane; there's a crowd of 60 people behind me.
As she takes my pass she looks in my eyes for several seconds thinking of something to say, then says, "Dr. Seuss... You know, he was actually pretty... Theological..." as she tore up my pass.
All I could say to not hold up the line was "yes".
Why can't pretty girls make passes at me by discussing the philosophy of Dr. Seuss at some point in my life when there isn't many angry people behind me?
There's a pretty young latina woman taking the boarding passes at the US Airways gate as I board the plane; there's a crowd of 60 people behind me.
As she takes my pass she looks in my eyes for several seconds thinking of something to say, then says, "Dr. Seuss... You know, he was actually pretty... Theological..." as she tore up my pass.
All I could say to not hold up the line was "yes".
Why can't pretty girls make passes at me by discussing the philosophy of Dr. Seuss at some point in my life when there isn't many angry people behind me?
#43
06-20-2010, 03:03 PM
Keep em comin Beagle! So there was this one girl that i didnt even know that well and we were just talkin and she pulls her phone out and outta nowhere shows me an innapropiate pic of herself and asks me with the most serious face "would a guy like this?" I wasnt quite sure what to say to that one. after a few minutes of shear bemusement i told her it was really nice. 
#44
06-20-2010, 03:25 PM
Keep em comin Beagle! So there was this one girl that i didnt even know that well and we were just talkin and she pulls her phone out and outta nowhere shows me an innapropiate pic of herself and asks me with the most serious face "would a guy like this?" I wasnt quite sure what to say to that one. after a few minutes of shear bemusement i told her it was really nice.
was it really nice?
#46
06-20-2010, 03:55 PM
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#47
06-28-2010, 07:58 PM
These keep getting better... Same girl, text message while at work.
I still think that she's teasing me on some level. I believe she's telling herself that she's just my friend, but deep down inside she wants to make sweet love... And that desire is so suppressed it only makes itself known by permeating through the candy-coated innocent superficiality with sadistically subtle aggression.
I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this one though. I have my own dreams I can share, but once again it's a fine line between continuing the faux-flirtation and a restraining order.
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My response.
I actually had that dream last night. I didn't think it would ever be relevant to anything at the time, but in a vague way it now makes a lot of sense...
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She responds back.
She's teasing me. I have an unhealthy desire to believe that, but I weigh the coercive nature of my desires against my most objective perception of the evidence and come to that conclusion.
How's it goin? You were in my dream last night and in it you wanted me to call you 'bird'. It was weird. I also dreamed that a horse turned into a cat.
I still think that she's teasing me on some level. I believe she's telling herself that she's just my friend, but deep down inside she wants to make sweet love... And that desire is so suppressed it only makes itself known by permeating through the candy-coated innocent superficiality with sadistically subtle aggression.
I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this one though. I have my own dreams I can share, but once again it's a fine line between continuing the faux-flirtation and a restraining order.
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My response.
I dreampt of a fawn approaching me intermittently over several years, and I taught it to play basketball. Charlie Brown had one too. He and I conflated.
After I became Charlie Brown and he became I, our now-grown deer was shot and killed by a poacher. He got life in prison.
She was a pretty deer.
She was a pretty deer.
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She responds back.
I bet she was a pretty dear.
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#49
06-28-2010, 08:12 PM
I don't think he did get that chance since he was promptly imprisoned... I was up the side of a smoke stack when I saw the poacher shoot the deer down across a river on the far bank. I was surprised when I heard that he got life in prison, but then I remembered that this deer was Charlie Brown's nationally-beloved basketball-playing deer and therefore the poor poacher had massive public ire against him.
#50
06-28-2010, 09:18 PM
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