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Old Apr 16, 2010 | 08:38 PM
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Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
 
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Old Apr 16, 2010 | 08:40 PM
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use google search engine type chuck norris and hit the i feel lucky button
 
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Old Apr 16, 2010 | 08:43 PM
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I did that earlier (searched through some threads).
 
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Old Apr 16, 2010 | 08:44 PM
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Old Apr 16, 2010 | 08:56 PM
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did they ever find the guy that had it or what remained of him
 
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Old Apr 16, 2010 | 11:31 PM
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chuck norris doesnt sleep... he waits.
 
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Old Apr 17, 2010 | 12:47 AM
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Sarah McLachlan once slept in the sleeper cab of a semi truck.

That truck grew up to kick the crap out of Optimus Prime.
 
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Old Apr 17, 2010 | 12:50 AM
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WTF?
 
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Old Apr 17, 2010 | 12:53 AM
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Chuck Norris once drempt of Sarah McLachlan while "waiting".


He has since become a nun by the name "Sister Missy Jefferson".
 
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Old Apr 17, 2010 | 01:09 AM
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Well put.
 
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