Sarah McLachlan once made love to Sara Bareilles.

Four and a half months later, Sarah Evans gave birth to Sara Haze.

 

Is it just me or do you have a Sara(h) fetish...

 

The mathematic equation required to model the curve of Sarah McLachlan's legs requires the use of at least four imaginary numbers, thirteen images from Mirrorball and two drops of unicorn blood.

 

begle what a way to hijack a thread

 

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the earth down.

 

Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 turned Chuck Norris.

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Someone once told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick a person. This moment has been recorded in history as the worst mistake ever made.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction seeing as how nobody wanted to pay nine dollars to see a movie that was fourteen seconds long.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the real world economy.

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One time Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a man so hard that his foot went back in time and knocked Amelia Earhart's plane out of the sky over the Pacific Ocean.

 

Early Christians removed all prophecies regarding Sarah McLachlan from the Bible because they found such optimism impossible to believe.

Sarah McLachlan solved all the world's problems once; she then peed on Noah.

There is no such thing as Sasquatch; only those who have seen Sarah McLachlan and those who haven't.

If there was a man and Sarah McLachlan stuck on a deserted island, the situation is impossible because Sarah McLachlan could never be stuck anywhere.

 

chuck Norris eats raw meat and craps vegitables.

 

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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.