Chuck Norris
 

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he got it back. lol

use google search engine type chuck norris and hit the i feel lucky button

I did that earlier (searched through some threads). lol

:lol:

did they ever find the guy that had it or what remained of him :scare2:

chuck norris doesnt sleep... he waits.

Sarah McLachlan once slept in the sleeper cab of a semi truck.

That truck grew up to kick the crap out of Optimus Prime.

WTF? lol

Chuck Norris once drempt of Sarah McLachlan while "waiting".


He has since become a nun by the name "Sister Missy Jefferson".

Well put. :s: