10 rules for a mans happy life.
#1
02-01-2010, 11:36 AM
10 rules for a mans happy life.
10 rules for men to follow for a happy life
10 rules for men
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.
2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.
6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.
9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.
10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other
Sincerely,
Tiger Woods
10 rules for men
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.
2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.
6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.
9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.
10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other
Sincerely,
Tiger Woods
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#5
02-01-2010, 01:46 PM
yep thats a good one
#6
02-01-2010, 02:30 PM
Thats a scary thought if they ever met.
#8
02-01-2010, 03:41 PM
No it's not. Show me a woman the helps at home and I'll show you one that whines so hard your ***** plugs its ears. I can cook what I want better than a woman can cook what I want. If there's a woman, that means I have to cook for her too, and she doesn't like what
I cook. If I don't want to cook, it's cheaper to go out than have a woman around. If there's no woman, the house doesn't get as dirty and when it does I don't care. All women have jobs; being as murderable as possible. Yeah, it's also important to have a 12 inch *****. Too bad they're both impossible. Buy a dog. I don't need to have a woman to make me laugh. I can just laugh at their life-sucking malice from the other side of plate glass.
No. Her name's lefty.
They all know each other, it's a conspiracy.
Signed,
Begle1
I cook. If I don't want to cook, it's cheaper to go out than have a woman around. If there's no woman, the house doesn't get as dirty and when it does I don't care. All women have jobs; being as murderable as possible. Yeah, it's also important to have a 12 inch *****. Too bad they're both impossible. Buy a dog. I don't need to have a woman to make me laugh. I can just laugh at their life-sucking malice from the other side of plate glass.
Signed,
Begle1
