10 rules for a mans happy life.
#11
If we were living together, do you think I'd end up doing less housework? Anytime a man lives with a woman he does more house work, period.
Do you think that you can cook better than me?
Do you think that you come across as less murderable than possible?
You will never admit to liking me, even though I suspect you do. And even if you gave in to your instincts, could you ever be more friendly or loyal than a border collie? No woman can be as friendly or loyal as a border collie.
How would you make me laugh? Make fish faces underneath the ice?
I may be a misogynistic psychopath, but you're a woman.
What's scarier?
Seriously.
Do you think that you can cook better than me?
Do you think that you come across as less murderable than possible?
You will never admit to liking me, even though I suspect you do. And even if you gave in to your instincts, could you ever be more friendly or loyal than a border collie? No woman can be as friendly or loyal as a border collie.
How would you make me laugh? Make fish faces underneath the ice?
I may be a misogynistic psychopath, but you're a woman.
What's scarier?
Seriously.
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