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Old 02-03-2010, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by countrygirl34
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If we were living together, do you think I'd end up doing less housework? Anytime a man lives with a woman he does more house work, period.

Do you think that you can cook better than me?

Do you think that you come across as less murderable than possible?

You will never admit to liking me, even though I suspect you do. And even if you gave in to your instincts, could you ever be more friendly or loyal than a border collie? No woman can be as friendly or loyal as a border collie.

How would you make me laugh? Make fish faces underneath the ice?


I may be a misogynistic psychopath, but you're a woman.
What's scarier?
Seriously.
 
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:02 PM
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I must have one great woman. She excells at most things on the list.The way some people must think I'd say she must be the needle that I found in the haystack.
 
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:35 PM
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Needles are sharp, hard and penetrate flesh very easily.
 
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Begle1


You will never admit to liking me, even though I suspect you do.

Seriously.

I think he is right....
 
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:20 PM
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begle are u a homo?
 
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:34 PM
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:34 PM
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I don't think I am.
 
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Begle1
I don't think I am.
what your not shure???

you don't seem to like girls......
 
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:43 PM
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I completely hate women.

I don't think that there are any gay guys that completely hate women. I think most gay guys actually like women.

As for men, I'm pretty indifferent.

My entire life has been a long, heterosexual fantasy...
 
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Begle1
I completely hate women.

I don't think that there are any gay guys that completely hate women. I think most gay guys actually like women.

As for men, I'm pretty indifferent.

My entire life has been a long, heterosexual fantasy...
so whats the reality?
 


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