10 rules for a mans happy life.
 

10 rules for men to follow for a happy life


10 rules for men

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other

Sincerely,

Tiger Woods :choochoo:

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lol :jump:

oh thats a good one.

:spit::lol88: yep thats a good one

:ouch:Thats a scary thought if they ever met.:scare2:

:lol88: that's the best Woods joke yet

No it's not. Show me a woman the helps at home and I'll show you one that whines so hard your penis plugs its ears. I can cook what I want better than a woman can cook what I want. If there's a woman, that means I have to cook for her too, and she doesn't like what
I cook. If I don't want to cook, it's cheaper to go out than have a woman around. If there's no woman, the house doesn't get as dirty and when it does I don't care. All women have jobs; being as murderable as possible. Yeah, it's also important to have a 12 inch prick. Too bad they're both impossible. Buy a dog. I don't need to have a woman to make me laugh. I can just laugh at their life-sucking malice from the other side of plate glass. No. Her name's lefty. They all know each other, it's a conspiracy.

Signed,
Begle1

^^ psycho:loco:

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