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Sh*t rolls down hill but when it gets to the water it floats and gets a fresh start on top
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Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo
(Post 43082)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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If a tree f in the woods you'll shure as hell hear it when it smashes your truck
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
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If you cant get rid of the skeletons in your closet lite it on fire, just make sure you have good insurance for a new closet
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo
(Post 43096)
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
the correct response to that would be cervasa's porfavor:c: |
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
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Originally Posted by Whitmore
(Post 43084)
sometimes its better to remain silent and be thought a fool......than to speak up and remove all dought
You did that on purpose right? |
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