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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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Originally Posted by 2141pete
(Post 43213)
and now pistol pete ducks out to go to bed fellas it is almost one in the morning but one more thing before i go.
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
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Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo
(Post 43226)
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
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because blind dogs are no longer dogs. they're footstools and foot stools don't need to see where they're going.
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
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If honesty is the best policy, then by default isn't dishonesty the second best policy?
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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