What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Some people think the worst part of Razor Blade Pizza is the razor blades. They're wrong though - it's the horribly salty sauce recipe that irritates all of your internal lacerations.

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

if 7 8 9 then 10 better look the #*%^ out

Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a valuable lesson in trust.

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

If the early bird gets the worm, then what incentive do worms have to wake up early? Death?

and now pistol pete ducks out to go to bed fellas it is almost one in the morning but one more thing before i go.

The early bird gets the worm but the hawk that wakes up late will snatch his little A$$ up on the way back to his nest

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you were inside my head werent you? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

If movement causes friction and friction causes heat and heat is an energy, well how long would a dog humping a bucket of water take for it reach boiling point?

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hehehe
night man!