2009 COWBOYS SCHEDULE
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02-14-2009, 07:52 AM
2009 COWBOYS SCHEDULE
Here you go No Problem. Mark your calander, get your tickets......
2009 COWBOYS SCHEDULE:
September
13................ Wichita Falls Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................ Dallas Blind Academy
October
04.................Spanish American War Vets
11................Crippled Children's Home
18................. Grapevine Mental Hospital
25.................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
01.................. Texas Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Ft. Worth Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees
22................. Parkland Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.................. Lake Travis Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08.................. Corpus Christi Gay Teens Club
RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Cowboys must not disconnect opponents knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Cowboys must not hide the football under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Cowboy fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Cowboys will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Cowboys will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Cowboys will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Cowboys will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Dallas Cowboys will be changed to the "Dallas Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
** PLAYER CHANGE **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!
2009 COWBOYS SCHEDULE:
September
13................ Wichita Falls Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................ Dallas Blind Academy
October
04.................Spanish American War Vets
11................Crippled Children's Home
18................. Grapevine Mental Hospital
25.................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
01.................. Texas Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Ft. Worth Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees
22................. Parkland Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.................. Lake Travis Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08.................. Corpus Christi Gay Teens Club
RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Cowboys must not disconnect opponents knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Cowboys must not hide the football under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Cowboy fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Cowboys will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Cowboys will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Cowboys will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Cowboys will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Dallas Cowboys will be changed to the "Dallas Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
** PLAYER CHANGE **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!
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