That's a nice morning chuckle, when we just got that snow yesterday!

 

I was inspired by the snow.

 

LOL!

 

So Ole was hiking in the mountains of Norway and he slips on a wet rock and he falls over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff, and he falls twenty feet and he grabs hold of a bush that's growing out of a rock. And there he is, he's hanging looking down at this deep fjord down below him -- certain death -- and his hands start to perspire and he starts to slip on this bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?"
And he heard a deep voice rings out in the fjord, "I'm here, Ole. It's the Lord, Ole. Have faith. Let go of that bush and I will save you."

Ole looked down, and he looked up, and he says, "Is anyone else up there?"

 

(a laugh a day...)

 

So Sven and Ole go to the beach, and after a couple hours Sven says, "This ain't no fun. How come the girls aren't friendly to me?"
"Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that would help."

---So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, "I tried what you told me with the potato, but it doesn't help."

"No, Sven --- you're supposed to put the potato in the front."

 

Sven and Ole are up fixing the roof. Sven picks up a nail, looks at it, and throws it away.
He picks up the next one, looks at it, and hammers it into the roof
The next one, he hammers it into the roof; the next one, he throws it away.
Ole says, "Sven, why do you throw away half the nails?"
Sven says, "Ole, don't you see, they have the point on the wrong end!"
Ole says, “Sven, don't be such a dummy! Those are for the OTHER side of the roof!”

 

 

In the middle of the show, Ole stands up and yells at the ventriloquist, "HEY!
You've been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! Cut it out!"
And the ventriloquist says, "Take it easy. They're only jokes!"
And Ole says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that little guy sitting on your knee!"

 

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Bout this time every year, Sven and Ole clean out the outhouses. Now they takes turns in the cleaning, Sven's one year and Ole's the next. Well, this year it vas time to clean out Oles privy. It being a two holer, Sven takes a stick of dynomite, Ole takes a stick, they light the fuses drop them in and run. Now about this time, Lena comes a charging outta the kitchen, runs in the outhouse slams the door and KABOOM!!! Outhouse blows up in the air makes a double backflip, and lands on the freshly cleaned pad. Lena staggers out and says "Whew! I'm a sure glad I didn't do dat in the Kitchen!"