Where is my motorcycle helmet!?!

 

They actually sell these things all over the country for folks with ponds to clean the moss out but they have been sterilized so they can't breed. The store bought ones are called Grass Carp. Some where back in recent history one of the floods made it possible for a portion of the breeding population to escape and since then they have invaded most of the country and completely take over wherever they get a foot hold.

 

Yea, that one episode of "Gettin Close" and Tiffany was on the boat in a halter top or some other skimpy top just flopping around was excellent. I mean Tiffany flopping not the carp.

 

That was awesome. I want to do some bowfishin' for these things, but I'm afraid that I couldn't hit one. I am not the best with a bow.