Destroy-a-wish *FORUM GAME*
 

Ok ya'll, Im gonna start another forum game called Destroy-a-wish.. It goes like this:

1st poster :

I wish I had a new truck

2nd poster:

Wish Granted, but its hot wheels truck

I wish I had more wishes

3rd poster:

Granted, but none of your other wishes will come true.

I wish I had a milion dollars..



and so on and so forth..


The point is to grant the previous posters wish, but you put a stipulation in it, to where they wouldnt want the wish anyways.. It can get pretty fun.

Lets give it a Try whadda ya say?

I'll start:



I wish I was a billionaire..



:pca1:

Granted, but you have to be 65 to collect

I wish I had a new house

granted, but you will have to pay 500,000 dollars a year in taxes

i wish i had a cummins in a ford

Granted, but it is a Ford Pinto.

I wish I had 1 minute to see my dad again.

Granted, but you'll be taking the elevator.

I wish Obama wasn't going to be President. :)

Granted, but its while you are on the potty..

I wish I had a Porshe

Granted, but you have to fix it up

I wish I had better credit

Granted, but it's from Dollar General Store.

I wish no one could ruin my wishes. ;)

Granted but you have no more wishes.

I wish I never ran out of any kind of money I wanted forever.

granted but u cant spend it

i wish i knew for sure i had a job tommorow

granted but you have to use your mouth

I wish I owned a dedicated pullin truck

Granted but it will break at every pull.

I wish I was the best at everything i chose to do.

Granted but your ____ so you dont do anything


I wish no one kills me for thinking you are hot for a guy.

Granted but you gay porn collection must be sent to Patrick.

I wish we get a good Ford guy soon.

Granted but he runs your ass over for editing my post



I wish i could edit posts

granted but you can only edit your own


i wish i had the last Shelby Cobra..... the old real ones....

Granted but its a rusted unrestoreable hulk of twisted metal...

I wish I could meet everyone one here.

Granted, but you have to drive to everyones house

I wish I was back in skool:ha:

Granted, you need to learn to spell, but you'll have to be in ESL classes. (English as a Second Language.) :lol:

I wish I could go home right now.:pca1:

granted but you are in the :":speshul ED:": class


i wish i wasn't losing my hair

Wish granted but you lost your eye sight so you cant see your hair


I wish i had one of every generation of Dodge Cummins

granted but they all have gas motors

i wish i had twins..... on my truck

Granted, but they're sisters sitting on the hood.....and they are ugly.


I wish I had a big, heated shop with all the bells and whistles.

Granted but the Gas to heat it cost $1,000,000 a cu. foot

I wish my house was bigger

granted but it is only slightly bigger than a doll house

i wish i had no debt

Granted, but now you don't have any of your stuff.


I wish it wasn't pissing down rain and blowing like hell outside.

granted but it is now pissing down rain and blowing like hell inside.


i wish i could sleep in every day instead of having to get up early for work

granted, but now you work the grave yard shift

i wish i could get me a sandwich right now

Granted, but the bread is moldy and there is no lunch meat

I wish there were no stop signs

Granted, but you just got t-boned by a blue hair in a Buick.


I wish I had some Oreos to dip in my milk.

Granted, but it's breast milk.

I wish I could go home for Christmas.

granted,but you'd get there after christmas dinner was served.

I wish my truck was faster.

Granted, but they all went out on the town and your key doesn't work in the front door anymore.


I wish I could get a decent night's sleep.

granted,but you live behind a building where a hard rock band pratices every night.

I wish i have all the money i needed to do everything i wanted on my truck.

Granted but you can't ever drive it.

I wish I was famous

Granted but you famous because you were hanging with Michael Jackson at his ranch




I wish i could pay off all my loans

Granted, but you really don't want to know "how" you paid'em off.

I wish I had more Casino Cash.

Granted,then it would dissapear.

I wish i new how to work on my computer.

Granted, but you are now completely unable to attract women.

I wish I had some blackened halibut for breakfast.