Granted, but someone wished that it keep going


I wish I had a FIOS connection

Granted, but a virus shuts down your computer


I wish my dog would stop getting into stuff

Granted, but now he "went" in the house

i wish it wasnt going to rain this weekend

Granted, but now its gonna snow

I wish my house would clean itself

You suck. AMC Gremlins kick ass. :rocking:

granted, but it'll only happen once and it's "light" house cleaning

I wish the maintanance man would hurry up and get here.

Granted but he is old smelly man who farts and burps right in your face....



I wish Thanksgiving would hurry up and get here (Im Hungry)

lol, STK, I don't have a sense of smell

granted, but the food is going to be horrible

I wish it was Friday

Granted but its last friday and already gone :humm:(if that makes sense)



I wish the refrigerator wasnt so far from my recliner (im thirsty):argh:

granted, the fridge is next to your chair, but there's nothing in it and it doesn't work

I wish my puppy would quit destroying EVERYTHING:argh:

Granted but he starts pooping on your sheets...



I wish i could stop playing this game:tttt:

Granted, but now you're stuck with mine, and she does the same thing!


I wish someone else was stuck with my dog.

granted, but now you have a horse to clean up after.

I wish it would stop raining so I can get some yard work done.

Granted but your roof had a leak in it and rain flooded your house.

I wish that everyone spoke English that lived in the US.

Granted, but the total population is 2 now. Which leaves room for all illegals to move in..

I wish my house hadn't flooded.

Granted but now you have a ton of lawn work to do because of all the rain.

I wish that the this lady I am holding for would pick up the phone.

Granted, but now that she has, she's creating more problems than solving.


I wish it wasn't chilly in here.

Granted, but now it's 120 out with 70% humidity. To make things worse, the city is blacked out
I wish this house would clean itself

granted, but someone came in your house and ransacked the place

I wish we could get our driveway looking like it did before we moved in... zach's truck "sweat's horsepower"...

Granted....but while the driveway was getting fixed you had to park on the grass and his fuel tank sprung a leak so now all your grass is dead.....:w2:


I wish my nurse was hot.

granted, but Your nurse is a 500 pound guy that sweats non stop..

I wish we were getting snow instead of all this rain.

granted, but it started snowing while you were at work and you're snowed in at work

I wish Zach was home already

Granted, but you have to leave him home while you head out of town


I wish we stopped bailing out all the deadbeat companies

granted, but now they legalized all the illegals


I wish our dogs weren't allegric to EVERYTHING:argh:

Granted, but now they poop in the house even more



I wish my lasagna would warm up already.

Granted. Only the cheese was left in the microwave too long and has gone thermonuclear.


I wish I had a nuke.

Granted, but you must keep it in your room, and it's leaky...


I wish my truck had a 360 stroker motor.

granted but ur the one strokin not the motor.


i wish i had a man van (mega cab)

Granted, but all you ended up with is a man


I wish people tried harder on get rich quick schemes

Granted, but they all get rich at your expense.

I wish LOGANSTANFORTH was here so I could make fun of him to his face and watch him cry...

:pca1:

Granted. But then he pulls out his BFG and blows you away.

I wish I had a BFG to go along with my BFH.

granted, but someone steals both of them

I wish it was 4 pm already!!

Granted but its 4pm sunday

I wish it was Beer thirty.

granted but ur out of beer and no money to buy any more.

i wish i had a nice house

granted, but now you're truck doesn't run

I wish we could move into the new house asap!!

granted but now all your vehicles break down on the road while your moving

i wish my truck would never break down again

Granted, but your roof caved in from all the rain, and your house is totalled.


I wish I'd win the lottery. ('course, I'd have to play first...lol!)

Granted, but by the time you got it, Obama nailed 99% of it for taxes.


I wish my town wasn't so boring.

Granted, but a town full of gay men can’t be that fun.

I wish it would snow.

granted but ur 4x4 went out.

i hope arklahoma bombers dyno day goes great