.....


Granted. Since your gay and have a lisp and meant to say rocket it will explode in 7 seconds


I wish I could be the little boy in bow2no1's avatar

http://ac4.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/03d655cfd717bfae

Granted: but he dies yesterday in a car crash...

wish i was born as a hot girl and a lesbian with other hot girls.. free of all STD's:moon:

Granted, you're now a hot lesbian girl and you have all the free STD's.

I wish I could have a really good pizza right now!

Granted: but you have but it's in italy.... hurry you only have 30 minutes or less

i wish i wasn't the only worlds tallest midget

Granted.............You are the ONLY midget

I wish there was more money at the end of the month and more time at the end of the work day

Granted: you win the lottery....5,300,000... but the mob wants to be paid back for loans 5,299,999

I wish DB was the best diesel site on the net.. :pca1:

Granted. But then it grows until it becomes the best site on the internet and soon becomes uberpowerful causing DM, in a haze of Batmania, to go insane and try TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!


I wish I could be so cool in a pair of tights.

Granted, but you now you have the uncontrollable urge to screw everything that moves... hope you don't have any guinea pigs:pca1:


i WISH, the new fast and furious movie was out:choochoo:

Granted, but Vin Diesel finds ever more ways to be cheesier and rices out a Cummins :w2:

I wish that all the good girls didn't have so many barriers up cause of all the tools that hit on them

Granted, but they still won't get you the time of day:w2:


I wish I could drive the first diesel truck on the moon.

Granted, but you get stuck in the moon dust and all the touring spaceships fly passed you and laugh.

I wish I had tickets for the Enterprise Tourism Space Ship's maiden voyage. :c:

(google "Virgin Galactic")

Wish granted. Only it takes 1,678,859,483,893,372,658,295,847,365,937,675,837, 736,578,938,001 seconds to finish the Voyage.


I wish I had a spaceship full of virgins.

Granted, but you're gay and they don't do a thing to change that.

I wish I had unlimited access to the hubble telescope.

Granted, but your blind

I wish to blow up the moon.

Granted: first name JOHN, last name MOON........ have fun blowing:moon:


i wish my ego wasn't so big

Granted. It swells until it gets so big it pops taking your head with it.


I wish I was a nice person.

Granted, but now everyone takes advantage of you and you're the b****:scared2:

I wish my truck will last me a million miles

Granted. You'll be working on it one day and your foot will get caught and the truck will spontaneously start to move. It won't stop until it has gone 1 million miles.



I wish my wishes weren't so dumb.

Granted: you can have 1 smart one.... then back to dumb.......

i wish for real wishes

Granted, but then everyone knows what you really want in life, and make fun of you so bad you die from embarassment.

I wish I'd never run out of my favorite trail mix.

Granted, but now it gives you bad diarehia

I wish that I would win the lottery!

Granted. Taxes take half of it and you owe the rest to me to make me go away.


I wish the thread starter wasn't too stuck up to post here anymore. :tttt:

Granted... he will post but you are banned and never will see it

I wish that you can grant my wishes...

Granted. All your stupid,assinine, pitiful wishes are granted.


I wish I could do toilet acrobatics.

Granted, you screw up and end up on the darwin awards

I wish...................................:humm:..... ..........i wish it was april

granted but you spend the whole month being obamas man servant,

i wish i had a job that i made enough to pay the bills

Granted but your a septic tank cleaner and you have have to crawl in to clean it

i wish i wasn't so bored

Granted. You get a part time septic cleaner job.

I wish the nice weather we are having will last a couple days longer.

lol to late for that but nice try. my farther ownes pages towing and pages septic :tttt:


Granted, weather will stay nice for one more week then rain and snow for the rest of the year, better build an ARC:U:


i wish for the truth

So do you listen to Rothchild's "Sounds of Sucking?" Is your personal favorite "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that sting?"


Granted. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH" (and so concludes the overly used movie quote of the day)

I wish I got the Red Green show on my TV.

ah no


Granted,red died and herald took over the show and doesn't know how to use duct tape

i wish today was over

Granted. It takes your life with it.


I wish for some duct tape so I could duct tape all the people who annoy me to a big rock and drop them in the lake.

granted but you accidently wrapped your foot in the duct tape and can't get out

I wish that I didn't have to finish painting my uncle's kitchen by myself:argh:

You guys watch that? haha, I thought that was a Canada only thing.



Granted...you don't have to- if you don't someone else will eventually do it, but they'll be some pissed about it.

I wish that I could get laid tonight with a hot chic that was born female and that has no stds and is completely straight :w2:

...sorry, you're one country away...:tttt:

Granted, but now you've got so many chicks hangin' around you all the time that you can't even go out and watch the game in peace.

I wish the annoying bee that keeps buzzing around would get splatted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bat::madd::bat:

up here in Maine we get some Canadian channels, i hate those damn french channels!
we have 2 here. they are always the ones with the good movie on. then i don't know WTF they are saying:argh:

:lol::lol::lol: Thanks for your post, I needed a laugh this morning!

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Hey, nobody destroyed my wish for the bee to be splatted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it really will happen -I need it to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

DOn't worry! I'm here to the rescue! And I live in Nebraska and I still got to watch the Red Green show. It's on the PBS/NET educational channel either Friday or Saturday night. Its been a while since I've watched it since I haven't got TV for the last 1.5yr


Granted. You will squish the bee. However you do it bare handed and get stung resulting in a horrible allergic reaction causing you to die! MWHAHAHAHAHA!


I wish for what K50 wished for however I don't want a completely straight one. she can be a little crooked. :evil:

Granted, but she so bent she breaks your weenie, and it is rendered totally useless.

I wish someone else who is not allergic would squash my bee it would disappear and nothing bad would happen to anyone I care about. (hmm...is that destroy-proof?!)

lol:lolleft:, that's what I thought about my wish. But hey, I'm gettin' closer!

Granted, an exerminator comes in full suit and kills the bee, and promptly has a heart attack and dies. lol.

I wish that I didn't have to worry about my fuel freezing and leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere in -10F weather.