Granted but you spill it in your lap

I wish I could walk on water

Granted, but you can no longer walk on land.
I wish my truck would sell so i could go get that 24v

Granted but when you get there the 24V is in flames from an electrical fire.

I wish we didn't have a dumbass for a president

Granted but he's gotta live with you.

I wish I could build a 1000hp VP Cummins

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Granted but you have to spend $500 a week on replacement parts. I wish I didn't have to work

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Granted but now you have 10 kids to watch Mr. Mom

I wish I had a pony :jump:

Granted, but you broke your shovel.
I wish I had all my hair back.

Granted but its on your face......

i wish my buddy's dodge would blow up.....

Granted, but yours blows at the same time as you two are racing.

I wish cops didn't pull me over so much...

Granted. But you're in jail now.

I wish I was in better shape for boot camp

Granted, but you are in shape and still fat.

I wish i had a black girlfriend that looked like Halley Berry!

granted, but your in prison and bubba make you his girlfriend.

i wish i was done with this deployment in iraq

Granted, but now you must remain there as a civilian.

I wish I could lick my own balls.

granted but your tongue is made of sandpaper

i wish that our president gets impeached

Granted, but then he flees the country with your woman

I wish injectors for a powerstroke weren't so expensive

granted put you have to buy a 100 at a time

i wish that every xbox 360 i buy didnt break a week later

Granted, but now you can't afford one.
I wish I had remembered to change the damn batteries in my truck.:argh:

Granted, but your truck was stolen.

I wish I had twins on my burb.

granted but there twin homos

i wish i had another 12valve

Granted but its a 300 cu in ford 6 cyc...

I wish my neighbors dog would shut the )()(%^& up..

Granted but now it poops in your yard every morning

I wish it would snow one more time before spring

Granted, but you are stuck in Florida and can't get back to enjoy it

I wish they would ban all foreign vehicles

Granted but you only own foreign vehicles....

i wish my buddys dodge wouldnt smoke so much...

granted but he totaled yours

i wish i had a new pc

Granted but its called an ABACUS

I wish global warming wasn't so cold

Granted, but it's over 100* every day and your ac in your truck and house are broken

I wish i could get a pay raise

granted but you get fired 3 days later
i wish i could figure out why my dodge wont start

Granted But then you realize its because you need a Powerstroke!
I wish they would let a couple million barrels outta the reserve so these oil prices would drop a good bit

granted but they refine it wrong and and it ruins every fuel componet in your powerstroke,
i wish wiring was easier

Granted, but they made all the wires the same color and you do it wrong anyway.
I wish pipes never freeze.

Granted, but now you live in Egypt.
I wish I could just even trade my truck for an AWD TDI car.

granted but it breaks down a week later
i wish i had a viper srt10 with a 12valve

Granted the viper v-10 is only using 12 valve's out of twenty...

I wish this game never was started......

alright my wish came true:yeah: