granted but you are in the :":speshul ED:": class


i wish i wasn't losing my hair

Wish granted but you lost your eye sight so you cant see your hair


I wish i had one of every generation of Dodge Cummins

granted but they all have gas motors

i wish i had twins..... on my truck

Granted, but they're sisters sitting on the hood.....and they are ugly.


I wish I had a big, heated shop with all the bells and whistles.

Granted but the Gas to heat it cost $1,000,000 a cu. foot

I wish my house was bigger

granted but it is only slightly bigger than a doll house

i wish i had no debt

Granted, but now you don't have any of your stuff.


I wish it wasn't pissing down rain and blowing like hell outside.

granted but it is now pissing down rain and blowing like hell inside.


i wish i could sleep in every day instead of having to get up early for work

granted, but now you work the grave yard shift

i wish i could get me a sandwich right now

Granted, but the bread is moldy and there is no lunch meat

I wish there were no stop signs