Granted, but you just got t-boned by a blue hair in a Buick.


I wish I had some Oreos to dip in my milk.

Granted, but it's breast milk.

I wish I could go home for Christmas.

granted,but you'd get there after christmas dinner was served.

I wish my truck was faster.

Granted, but they all went out on the town and your key doesn't work in the front door anymore.


I wish I could get a decent night's sleep.

granted,but you live behind a building where a hard rock band pratices every night.

I wish i have all the money i needed to do everything i wanted on my truck.

Granted but you can't ever drive it.

I wish I was famous

Granted but you famous because you were hanging with Michael Jackson at his ranch




I wish i could pay off all my loans

Granted, but you really don't want to know "how" you paid'em off.

I wish I had more Casino Cash.

Granted,then it would dissapear.

I wish i new how to work on my computer.

Granted, but you are now completely unable to attract women.

I wish I had some blackened halibut for breakfast.