granted but you no longer have a job

i wish my wife would wake up and cook me some supper

Granted, microwaved hotdogs and instant mashed potatoes it is.

I wish your wife would wake up and make ME supper :tttt:

granted but its a bowl of cereal.

i wish the weather forecasters would be right for once

granted but they forecast neverr ending snow storm

I wish I had a big house

granted but it burns down in a week

i wish i had about 20 of every weapon ever made and the gov couldnt do crap bout it

granted. but you accidently discharge one of them....the bullet ricochets and it hits you in the head causing brian damage and you no longer are alowed to have guns....

i wish my husband could cook his own dinner....:tttt:

granted but i choke and die

i wish i didnt have a dam headache

Granted but the rest of your body is in great pain!

Wish I could see what the future holds?

granted but you end up a bum on the side of the street

I wish I could really get a wish granted

granted but you wish for a penny


i wish i was havin a steak and a baked tater for supper tonight