Granted, but it doesn't stop and plows through a wall.

I wish I had a big shop out back.

granted, but its full of zombies and no tools...
i wish i had the balls to ask sammi out... :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

granted, but she tells u she just wants to be friends and goes out with ur best friend



i wish i could find me a good woman for a wife, that cooked and cleaned, and loved diesel trucks

Granted, but she weighs about 400lbs

I wish I could get out and hunt already

Granted. But you're hunting man, the toughest game of all. And you lose.


I also wish I had me a great woman for a wife who's hot not 400lbs not secretly a man and not annoying and won't cheat on me :w2:

granted, she is the worlds largest women :tttt:



i wish i had more energy

hahaha, I was expecting you to say "granted, but she's your sister" LOL.

Granted, you've go so much energy that you can't sleep anymore.

I wish I could be on one of those wacky japanese game shows

granted, ur the dumbass that falls in the water right off the bat.


i wish i had more money

granted, but you now have more money than i do...
so i wish for all your money :tttt:

granted u get all 7 pennies i have. congrats :tttt:



i wish my wishes would come true and no one could wish bad upon it