Granted, but your whole team pops for steroids

Wish I had a time machine

 

Granted , but you get stuck back when you were 3 and then your time machine breaks.

I wish it would warm up and quit raing long enough to take my harley for one last nice ride.

 

Granted, you get one last ride but you total the bike.

I wish that I had cheat codes for real life like in video games to give me super powers.

 

Granted, but you enter one wrong and die instantly

I wish I wasn't considering selling my truck to pay bills.

 

granted but your truck quits running

i wish i could drive my truck

 

granted, but u get pulled over and ticketed because it aint stock


i wish i wasnt so damn lay

 

granted, you never stop working and because you never see her, you wife files for divorce....
i wish that the chick i like stops playing hard to get
ahahah

 

granted but she just walks away
I wish my truck still ran

 

Granted but now the tranny goes ,and you still can't go anywhere.

Ihad wished ealier for it to quit raing . I guess I got my wish 'cause now it's snowing. So this time I'll wish for it to quit snowing , and warm back up to about 70 or so.

 

granted, it gets sunny and around 70 in a matter of minutesstays that way for a few minutes, then the temp keeps climbing, and now its 110 outside and dont rain or snow for a year


i wish my truck runs fast in the 1000 ft this weekend.