granted, but as soon as u put it in it slips


i wish i get paid this week

 

granted but it will be in wooden nickels


i wish i could walk again

 

granted, but as soon as u start walking u trip and break an arm


i wish i ha new tires on my truck

 

Granted. You've got a brand spankin new set of 215's.

I wish the next girl I meet is the 'right' one...at least for now.

 

i bet i can take every bit of the trade off in minutes


granted, she is the right one, till u say i do, then she introduces u to her boyfriend and they take ur truck and all ur money


i wish my truck ran a mid 10 second 1/4 mile

 

granted then u hit a wall

i wish i get to hunt this year

 

Granted but you went hunting with rubber bullets

I wish my wife wasn't pregnant

 

Granted and now you are sterile.

I wish I could get my intermittent fuel pressure figured out.....

 

granted, but when u try to fix the problem, u mess it up worse.


i wish my unemployment wouldnt have run out

 

granted but you only get $50 a week
i wish that school was fun