Granted, but your in Alaska.

I wish I get a deer this weekend

 

granted, its a doe and it weighs 95 lbs dressed.. hahah
I wish that there was a book for guys explaining girls and why the act they way they do and also giving tips on how to deal with them

 

granted...it's written in a language that was lost 500 years ago...

i wish i had a monkey to teach how to fight like a ninja and he would ride dogs like a horse

 

granted but ur blind

 

Hunter since you made no wish, I get to make one for you! You wish to be a Hungarian midget that travels with the circus. Granted, and you get the added bonus of having the bearded lady all to yourself.

I wish we could all shoot the **** over a beer.

 

granded, but the beer is hot, and we are all blind and def.

i wish i had twins for my truck.

 

granted...here you go i hope it's a one ton...



I wish..Clothing was always optional

 

granted but only in gay bars hahahh jk
i wish i could learn that language that was lost 500 years ago

 

granted but once you learn it you've become def and blind...sorry buddy

I wish.. that I still had a monkey that could fight like a ninja and ride dogs like a horse

 

granted, but the monkey gets pissed off and turns on you.

i wish everyone has a better thanksgiving than me.