im not married haha only 16!

granted but the new computer is made in china and only last a day!
i wish i could go huntin more!

 

granted but the deer have the guns this time

I wish I was home instead of stuck on this island

 

Granted , but your water line sprung a leak while you were gone ; and all of your carpeting needs replaced . (true story really sucks it happend to me once)

I wish my truck was paid for so I could afford to get all of the MODS I want...

 

granted but your tranny blows up with all your new "POWER" and it costs more then the truck to get it fixed
i wish that PETA would go and kill themselves!!!

 

granted, but we all know that will never happen

i wish my kids never misbehaved

 

Granted but now you have nothing to complain about ; and you're bored .

I wish I could get on a winning streak in the casino.

 

granted, u win real big, but get hit by a car while leaving the casino.

i wish my truck was running again already

 

granted... but in you haste of puttin it back together... you foget to fill it up with oil n you drive 2 mins n seize the engine
I wish i got payed more!

 

Granted.....but you can't spend monopoly money

I wish for this week to end

 

Granted ......but you sleep thought the weekend.

I wish I was a **** star.