YIPE!! On the other hand, she could hide my arsenal and cache of ammo. Sex would be like standing naked in an airplane hangar (with a condom of course) and a rope tied around my waist. A P-fart would likely be thunderous with one HELL of an echo. Just sayin............

 

That was very descriptive, I mean. You put some thought into that! You even brought sound effects in!
That was a good one!!!

 

Thanks Dieselguy. Youre right. I'll be here all week...................