i ran a laser burn table for 2 years and they never gave me no 200$ pair of saftey glasses

 

They didn't give these to me either, I bought them on my own dime because I'm pimpin' professional like that.

 

Begle, what the heck do want with those glasses. You look like a Geordi La Forge Trekki
I do understand the safety aspect Laser
But now you also have to wear on of these white lab coats and hopefully you have stuffed your pockets with those slide rules and a bunch of pencils.
Girls will not get trapped with those glasses. By the way- I still might have those X-ray glasses- if you need them???

 

X-ray glasses would be awesome. The only downside is that I'd have to marry a girl with no chest or else she'd die from breast cancer within five years...


It's kinda funny, because nobody else is concerned about the safety of these things until I whip on my super glasses. And then they all feel naked and unprotected.


The understanding at the shop is as soon as I can present the glasses to the OSHA inspector and get us out of a fine, I pocket half the fine.

 

Don't get me wrong, I would do the same! Nobody recognizes your personal safety better than yourself.
And for the x-ray glasses, I can tell you that a heat optical sensor does do the trick- ok, its just a green-white or green-black screen, but body heat is a fantastic thing if magnified big enough...