girl: I used to own a dodge "cummings" it was better than yours (because everyone had or has a friend that has something better)
me: ok... what year and what did it have on it
girl: 04 and it had an edge "black market" chip that added 220 rear wheel HP intake and exhaust with 10 inch stacks
me: black market huh? 220 rear wheel huh? what did it dyno at...
girl: 700 HP
me:

 

thats another one i get asked daily

 

You have a turbo on that thing???

Noooo, I put a deer whistle on the exhaust

 

called parts store the other day. asked for valve cover gaskets, even went into detail and said for a 93 dodge cummins to make it easy on the kid. then he proceeded to ask me if it was a pickup?? wtf?? nope its a caravan with a f@#king cummins in it. made me want to drive to town punch the kid in the face and drive home

 

you might have KNOCKED some sense into him

 

I have 5.9L Cummins Diesel on the hood and I get asked is that a hemi. I reply HELL NO!.

 

a kid asked me if my 1998.5 cummins was a duramax and another kid asked if i had a hemi in it

 

Car show last night and someone asked me to start my truck, they then proceeded to TELL me that the previous owner of the truck swapped my engine out for a cummins(must've never heard a dmax with aftermarket exhaust)...they then pointed to my marine corps decal and asked me if I went through training to become a green beret...

 

Is that gas or diesel?
VGT whistling through 5" on a 12v. DUH

 

tell em it runs on a mixture of gas diesel and hog urine