What is the dumbest question someone asked you about your Truck?
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"is that thing in your bed your exhaust" (my stack)
"why do you have a stove in your bed"(my stack)
"why did you take your stack out", me " drive down the parkway running 70mph everyday and you would know."
"what kind of chip do you have?" me "a screwdriver and my right foot"
" did you that engine in that truck" refering to my old 6.5 1/2 ton. when i tell them it was bought brand new like that, they call me a liar.
"will it blow smoke?" me " a little bit" or "no" leaving in a huge cloud.
"why are so obsessed with your truck and spending money and working on it all the time?" me " cause the more i learn about women, the more i like my truck, find me somthing better to spend my time and money on then i will, till then leave me alone."
"why spend so much on a old truck that will never be fast?" me "because i can"
"will it roast the tires?" me " give me $1200 for a new set and il show ya."
"why do you have a stove in your bed"(my stack)
"why did you take your stack out", me " drive down the parkway running 70mph everyday and you would know."
"what kind of chip do you have?" me "a screwdriver and my right foot"
" did you that engine in that truck" refering to my old 6.5 1/2 ton. when i tell them it was bought brand new like that, they call me a liar.
"will it blow smoke?" me " a little bit" or "no" leaving in a huge cloud.
"why are so obsessed with your truck and spending money and working on it all the time?" me " cause the more i learn about women, the more i like my truck, find me somthing better to spend my time and money on then i will, till then leave me alone."
"why spend so much on a old truck that will never be fast?" me "because i can"
"will it roast the tires?" me " give me $1200 for a new set and il show ya."
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mikeyjj (04-24-2011)
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Best day was when my injector pressure regulator had an o ring fail. truck was running when I pulled in to fuel up. Shut down, filled it up only to find it would not restart. Doors open hood up and on the phone with aaa, no hose in the filler I had to tell 4 people not to wait for me it will not start. 2 guys asked what it did so i told them and they replied i dont know anything about diesels. girl asked same thing trying to flirt. I was not in the mood. Got asked if maybe i put gas instead of diesel in it. showed them reciept. then someone said if it was a manual we could push out of the way. It is a manual but you can also push an automatic. wow what a day.
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I got this one day.
Random Guy. " Hey man uhhhh why'd you leave it running and go in the store. You know you're wasting gas."
Me. "No bud I'm not wasting gas."
Random Guy "Well your truck is running awfully weird."
Me. "I know I can't seem to find out why it is... Its also blowing alot of smoke out of the exhaust. Do you think you could stand by the pipe and see?"
Random Guy. "Sure thing bud not a problem."
Me. "OK! Here we go"..
Random Guy *Choking on Smoke*
Me. "Later Dude!"
Random Guy. " Hey man uhhhh why'd you leave it running and go in the store. You know you're wasting gas."
Me. "No bud I'm not wasting gas."
Random Guy "Well your truck is running awfully weird."
Me. "I know I can't seem to find out why it is... Its also blowing alot of smoke out of the exhaust. Do you think you could stand by the pipe and see?"
Random Guy. "Sure thing bud not a problem."
Me. "OK! Here we go"..
Random Guy *Choking on Smoke*
Me. "Later Dude!"
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bluedieselram (01-04-2011)
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when i had my old dodge (95 1/2 ton) "is that thing a diesel?" or "will it blow smoke" when it clearly said 1500 on the door.
even with my new dodge
idiot:"will it blow smoke?"
Me: "no sir. my exhaust, fender and bumper are black because my brakes are failing?"
idiot:"what size exhaust you got on that thing? 5in?"
me:"umm no 9 1/4in."
and my personal favorite...
idiot:"is that exhaust factory?"
me:"yes, the 65lb farmall red 9 1/4in exhaust tip that is re-barred to my frame is factory"
even with my new dodge
idiot:"will it blow smoke?"
Me: "no sir. my exhaust, fender and bumper are black because my brakes are failing?"
idiot:"what size exhaust you got on that thing? 5in?"
me:"umm no 9 1/4in."
and my personal favorite...
idiot:"is that exhaust factory?"
me:"yes, the 65lb farmall red 9 1/4in exhaust tip that is re-barred to my frame is factory"
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mikeyjj (04-24-2011)