Like the sticker I had on my old truck said:

"If i can hear you bitchin, then these pipes aint loud enough"

Great sticker, until my dad broke the back window out loadin a fourwheeler. The chain that holds the ramp to the truck broke so he gassed it to keep from fallin, but the guy didnt tell us that the back brakes where gone.

 

What's a wait to start light? Just crank it.

 

alot of those apply to me. my gf has a gasser bug. i told her it would look cool with the windows tinted. but i just don't want to be seen in it . And the wts light always kicks my *** in a gasser. also dropping my foot to the floor trying to shift and auto.

 

Had a girl friend with a bug too. Told her I never get in an elephant skate shoe- I better walk.

7., 10. and 11.- thats me!

 

i guess thats why we take my pickup places. if we take her car it's less noticeable. whats the fun in that?

 

We took my girlfriend's Nitro to the store the other night, and I thought, "Great, we'll get to park in the same ZIP code as the building!". ....no dice; she parked where I usually park my big red beast!

 

#12 gets me alot too

 

number 10 got me after i let my gf read this. she said that list is to right. it's not my fault it's a long bridge.

 

HAHAHAHA!

 

i cant count how many times i jump in my land criuser ( military vehicle) and almost rip the wipper switch off . now i also have a habit of stomping on the floor like a retard trying to find a clutch when i drive an auto. these lil 4 banger euro diesels aren't cutting it for me. i dont think a day goes by that i dont want to cut the muffler out to make it at least sound mean. do they make tuners for land criuser diesels