damn that number 12. never fails in red WAIT TO START.

 

number 24 and 28 are the same

 

ive had people ask me why i turn the key and wait a bit before i start it, its pretty funny i think, mines not even a stick and i still find myself lookin for the clutch every once in a whileand the tunnel and wall thing, that hilarious, my girlfriend is tired of me tellin her to listen when i roll down the window.

 

Cant find one that doesnt match. I always get yelled at when i gad it under a bridge or next to a wall, " Warn me naxt time, it hurts my ears" . Ill randomly call out a diesel in the distance and i hear, "You can her that a mile away, bt you cant hear me when im sittin right here".

Heres one more:
31. You get mad when your GF tells her guy friends at school that you have an 8" lift and 35"s when you really have 38"s

 

This is great but doesn't account for the oil burning cars... Having owned and driven many, similar applies but I have never been able to tell a TDI from a PD until the PD takes off, faster...

The only way to tell my benz is an oil burner is to watch me drive by and you read the badge on the rear hatch.

The Dodge, well, what can I tell you that you don't already know.

 

Pretty much everything applies to me...especially #10. I also love how when I get beside a van on the passenger side going down the beltline and the exhaust sounds reflects off that too.

Im glad im not the only one who these rules apply to...I was beginning to think I was weird or sumthin. (probaly still am)

 

My wife always has to say something about me waiting for the WTS light in her tahoe. Its not that I'm looking for it its just I automatically turn the key to run then put on my seat belt.

 

10) Regardless of outside temperature, you still roll down the passenger window when in tunnels, under bridges, or beside walls, just so you can listen to your truck''''''''''

and i just did that 10 min before reading blog

 

The othernight I was inebriated, and the wife had to drive home from the bar. She pulled out slow and driving like 10 mph and I told her that god didn't put turbos on this earth for no one to hear them..so she let her spool...and she said and I quote "man I love that sound" then she said " can we put one on my Durango?" what have I done..

 

1,2,3,5,9,10,11,12,13 idk all of them ha...
what about when your in a gasser you make sure your window is rolled up at all times in town bc you dont want to be seen in anything but a diesel... yelp thats me