HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
In the year 2029....
> >>>>
> >>>>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
> >>>>largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
> >>>>White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
> >>>>third language.
> >>>>
> >>>>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
> >>>>livestock.
> >>>>
> >>>>Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
> >>>>
> >>>>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
> >>>>
> >>>>Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
> >>>>years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
> >>>
> >>>>France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No
> >>>>other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
> >>>>
> >>>>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
> >>>>legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
> >>>>
> >>>>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
> >>>>
> >>>>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
> >>>>mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
> >>>>
> >>>>85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight
> >>>>loss.
> >>>>
> >>>>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
> >>>>
> >>>>Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year
> >>>>in Mexifornia and Florexico.
> >>>>
> >>>>Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
> >>>>they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
> >>>>
> >>>>Abortion clinics now available in every
> >>>>High School in United States.
> >>>>
> >>>>Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for
> >>>>4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and
> >>>>Fridays.
> >>>>
> >>>>Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
> >>>
> >>>>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
> >>>>
> >>>>Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
> >>>>
> >>>>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
> >>>>swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
> >>>>
> >>>>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
> >>>>
> >>>>Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.
> >>>>
> >>>>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
> >>>>largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
> >>>>White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
> >>>>third language.
> >>>>
> >>>>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
> >>>>livestock.
> >>>>
> >>>>Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
> >>>>
> >>>>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
> >>>>
> >>>>Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
> >>>>years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
> >>>
> >>>>France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No
> >>>>other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
> >>>>
> >>>>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
> >>>>legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
> >>>>
> >>>>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
> >>>>
> >>>>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
> >>>>mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
> >>>>
> >>>>85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight
> >>>>loss.
> >>>>
> >>>>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
> >>>>
> >>>>Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year
> >>>>in Mexifornia and Florexico.
> >>>>
> >>>>Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
> >>>>they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
> >>>>
> >>>>Abortion clinics now available in every
> >>>>High School in United States.
> >>>>
> >>>>Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for
> >>>>4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and
> >>>>Fridays.
> >>>>
> >>>>Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
> >>>
> >>>>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
> >>>>
> >>>>Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
> >>>>
> >>>>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
> >>>>swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
> >>>>
> >>>>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
> >>>>
> >>>>Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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