HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
 

In the year 2029....
> >>>>
> >>>>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
> >>>>largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
> >>>>White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
> >>>>third language.
> >>>>
> >>>>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
> >>>>livestock.
> >>>>
> >>>>Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
> >>>>
> >>>>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
> >>>>
> >>>>Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
> >>>>years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
> >>>
> >>>>France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No
> >>>>other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
> >>>>
> >>>>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
> >>>>legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
> >>>>
> >>>>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
> >>>>
> >>>>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
> >>>>mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
> >>>>
> >>>>85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight
> >>>>loss.
> >>>>
> >>>>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
> >>>>
> >>>>Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year
> >>>>in Mexifornia and Florexico.
> >>>>
> >>>>Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
> >>>>they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
> >>>>
> >>>>Abortion clinics now available in every
> >>>>High School in United States.
> >>>>
> >>>>Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for
> >>>>4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and
> >>>>Fridays.
> >>>>
> >>>>Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
> >>>
> >>>>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
> >>>>
> >>>>Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
> >>>>
> >>>>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
> >>>>swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
> >>>>
> >>>>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
> >>>>
> >>>>Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.

:lol:

now that is good

yeah It's funny now but, probably not far off, Thats the sad part

ya it is funny now........but ya never know some of it could happen

Print this page, put it in a time capsule and bury it!!!! Have a family member dig it up in 2030 and see how much of it comes true.:bat: