Who Wears The Pants?


A young couple were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed,
the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his
pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband.
"I'm the man in this family."

With that, she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he could
only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your damn attitude changes!"

 

I needed a good laugh after the kind of day that I've had.

 

......that was great

 

I'm glad you gals enjoyed that.

 

Gals?

My wife taught me that a LONG time ago. Acting like a man can land you hard on your *** (with her pointing and laughing of course).

 

This is sooo funny it reminds me of DM when we first met. Uh just kidding sweety you know I love ya.:l:

http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/pickupchicks_anim

 

Good stuff!!!

 

Quick question....what is your wife/girlfriend CAN fit in ur pants and wear them?


Moose

 

moose drink more beer after a few months that problem should be fixed