sounds like somebody got a fullbody cavity search.

 

Thats a lot of cavity to search, and thats just his mouth.....

 

wasnt me, read the post above, my great uncle used to make it in the middle of town in the 30's and 40's, of course he also sold it to the sheriff, judge and most of the town....

 

You can't legally make homemade wine? I know you can't sell it but, for your own personal use? I was thinking we all make some and have a BIG Diesel Bombers get to together this summer. Maybe a little homemade jerky too!!!!


I heard that 2001shrtbedcummins was bringing all the jerky

 

you can make it and have it but only up to a certain amount, after that and your going to jail, ESPECIALLY if you are crossing state lines with it.....

 

Damn, my recipe book must be down in the barn with all my nekid women and beer posters, I'll have to go dig for it, and maybe bring back my inflatable deer head, the old lady hates it.

 

you're awful persistent ain't ya.

 

for some reason i believe alcohol had something to do with her hating the deer head......just a silly wild *** guess from left field......

 

Ah Crap Busted

 

thats not left field, thats from the pitchers mound. and the fact its "tacky bar stuff" as she calls it.